Queer.Horror.Movies

The curated portfolio of film journalist Joe Lipsett

Spartacus: War Of The Damned review – 3×01: ‘Enemies Of Rome’

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Courtesy of STARZ

My #4 show of 2012 has returned for its final season with a great episode for those of you who have yet to sign up for the revolution.

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30 Rock review – 7×11: ‘A Goon’s Deed in a Weary World’

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Courtesy of NBC

What the blerg, 30 Rock? Why would you save so much awesomeness for the end of the series? There is so much great stuff in this episode that I want to take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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Parks and Recreation review – 5×11: ‘Women In Garbage’

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Courtesy of NBC

Courtesy of NBC

The plot this week feels a little stale, but some surprising revelations about Mr. Stalwart himself Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) are forced out in an unexpected way and gives the episode some unexpected heart.

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Last Resort review – 1×13: ‘Controlled Flight Into Terrain’

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Courtesy of ABC

It’s the end of the road for the audacious ABC series Last Resort. So how do things wrap up?

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The Vampire Diaries review – 4×11: ‘Catch Me If You Can’

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Courtesy of The CW

Aside from the absence of Caroline (Candice Accola) in tonight’s episode, ‘Catch Me If You Can’ feels like a throw back to The Vampire Diaries’ better days where I have no idea what’s around every turn and there is a gasp worthy moment at every commercial break.

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American Horror Story: Asylum review – 2×13: ‘Madness Ends’

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Courtesy of FX

We’ve come to the end of the season of American Horror Story: Asylum and only three main characters remain. Who will survive the finale…and what will be left of them?

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Nashville review – 1×11: ‘You Win Again’

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Courtesy of ABC

The most important thing I discovered while watching this week’s new Nashville: addictions come in many forms. So we not only have two recovering addicts trying not to fall off the wagon, we also have a country superstar who is addicted to her talented guitar players instead of her husband.

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Modern Family review – 4×13: ‘Fulgencio’

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Courtesy of ABC

Modern Family continues its recent winning streak with another solid episode. What starts out as a rocky offensive ethnocentric stereotype manages to redeem itself thanks to a truly inspired homage.

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