Queer.Horror.Movies

The curated portfolio of film journalist Joe Lipsett

Awkward. review – 3×14: ‘The Bad Seed’

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Courtesy of MTV

Will the real Jenna Hamilton (Ashley Rickards) please stand up…and put out the joint? Awkward.‘s protagonist has gone into full-on despicable territory in a realistic, albeit non-entertaining fashion.

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Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. review – 1×07: ‘The Hub’

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Courtesy of ABC

The week after what was arguably the most fully formed, emotionally charged episode of Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. yet, is the show able to maintain its newfound status, or does it settle back into mediocrity?

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The Originals review – 1×07 : ‘Bloodletting’

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Courtesy of The CW

And so it begins again. The hybrid controversy that was left behind in Mystic Falls has been transplanted to New Orleans with the return of Tyler (Michael Trevino) in the latest instalment of The Originals.

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Lost Girl review – 4×01: ‘In Memoriam’

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Courtesy of Showcase

After what feels like forever, Lost Girl returns to debut season four. And just in case you can’t remember where we last left off in the S3 finale, you’re in luck because none of the characters do, either!

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Revenge review – 3×07: ‘Resurgence’

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Courtesy of ABC

Happy fourth of July! Revenge celebrates Independence Day with an old school take-down of the week, only this time the individual orchestrating the con is none other than Nolan Ross (Gabriel Mann). Also: Daniel (Josh Bowman) can’t keep it in his pants.

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The Walking Dead review – 4×05: ‘Internment’

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Courtesy of AMC

The wrath of the deadly virus outbreak reaches its pinnacle this week on The Walking Dead. How did the show fare when we focus back on the goings-on at the prison as they await the life-saving medicine?

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Grimm review – 3×03: ‘A Dish Best Served Cold’

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Courtesy of NBC

With the two part season premiere in the rearview mirror, Grimm settles back into its usual rhythms with a case of the week that starts strong and ends theatrically.

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The Crazy Ones review – 1×07: ‘Sidney, Australia’

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Courtesy of CBS

Sidney (Sarah Michelle Gellar) has another blast from the past when an old coworker shows up to declare his love…or his obsession? Meanwhile, Simon (Robin Williams) works his hardest to land an account from two Australians. But the big mystery is, when will this show actually get good?

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