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Welcome to our first Awkward. two-part episode, also known as ‘the adventures of crazy town,. 80 pounds and the creampuff’. That’s right, folks, it’s time – after just one week! – for Ally’s (Barret Swatek) wedding. Clearly the sh*t is going to hit the fan!
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Some significant revelations on Damages this week as we get closer and closer to the series finale. Thankfully, there are no new flashforwards to poor (dead?) Ellen (Rose Byrne), although we do get some interesting flashbacks (reenactments?) from season one.
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Dallas 2.0 inaugural season ends in much the same way as it began: with a reboot.
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Sorkin ends “The War at Home” with a marriage on the brink and a campaign on the rise. What does he follow it up with? Pot jokes, petulant daughters, and lunatic mapmakers Cartographers for Social Equality.
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With the glorious return of Fanny (Kelly Bishop), this week’s episode offers us wonderful dancing, new love interests and an episode that easily incorporates all our beloved characters together.
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It’s nearly season finale time on MTV’s Teen Wolf and with only one episode remaining, a key player – possibly the most dominant character of the season – has taken himself out of the game.
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This week on Breaking Bad, it’s Walt’s (Bryan Cranston) 51st birthday and Skyler (Anna Gunn) finally regains her voice during the subdued festivities. She counts her small victories, but what does she have planned next to get her children away from the “dangerous environment” that is now her home?
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It’s season finale time for Continuum, but I trust you weren’t hoping for answers because this tenth and final episode of S1 ends with a giant question mark.
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Boy…is that ever a long episode of True Blood? Oh sure, the run time is no longer than usual, but it sure feels long. Thankfully several of the series’ more frustrating stories are wrapped up, which means the remaining S5 episodes should be able to focus on the meaty stuff.
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The updated Len Wiseman remake of Total Recall has arrived and while it gives story credit to the Philip K. Dick original We Can Remember It For You Wholesale, this is basically a remake of the 1990 Paul Verhoeven film. Most critics are panning the film using a variety of unimaginative “memory”-related puns, but it’s easiest just to say its about white people problems.
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