Queer.Horror.Movies

The curated portfolio of film journalist Joe Lipsett

Quick Take review – The Following 2×02: ‘For Joe’

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Courtesy of FOX

After a so-so return last week, The Following immediately descends back into shitville with an episode filled with reminders of all of the things it does so poorly. The hate-watching is back on, folks!

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Teen Wolf review – 3×16: ‘Illuminated’

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Courtesy of MTV

It’s Halloween proper on Teen Wolf and like its symbolic cousin, The Vampire Diaries, that calls for a crazy convoluted party! For some reason here it’s a blacklight party, but since the name of the episode is ‘Illuminated’, it’s probably best just to go with it.

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Lost Girl review – 4×11: ‘End Of A Line’

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Courtesy of Showcase

Zombies have risen, which requires a day trip to find out who’s controlling them. Meanwhile family is very much a topic of conversation, but looks like one couple may never get the chance to start their own. Major character death ahead!

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Sherlock review – 3×02: ‘The Sign of Three’

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Courtesy of PBS

After cheating death, Sherlock (Benedict Cumberbatch) encounters what is likely to be his most difficult challenge yet – delivering the best man toast at John Watson’s (Martin Freeman) wedding. How does our favourite, socially inept detective do?

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The Vampire Diaries review – 5×11: ‘500 Years of Solitude’

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Courtesy of The CW

In a tribute to all the ways Katherine (Nina Dobrev) has wronged them, the gang tries to deal with her impending death in the show’s 100th episode.

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American Horror Story: Coven review – 3×12: ‘Go To Hell’

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Courtesy of FX

It’s nearly time for the witch b*tches to perform the Seven Wonders test. Before that can happen, we need to get rid of the dead (read: old) weight.

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