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The curated portfolio of film journalist Joe Lipsett

Revolution review – 1×20: ‘The Dark Tower’

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Courtesy of NBC

It’s the end of the road for Revolution as the show reaches its apex in the descent to the 12th floor of The Tower. Annnd…oh man this show sucks.

Let’s bitch it out… [Read more…]

The Borgias review – 3×08: ‘Tears Of Blood’

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Courtesy of Showtime

In this week’s episode, Micheletto (Sean Harris) and Lucrezia (Holliday Grainger) finally catch up with the viewers at home, and both discover they’re in for a rough ride…

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Game Of Thrones review – 3×09: ‘The Rains Of Castamere’

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Courtesy of HBO

Take a moment to consider the last wedding you went to: maybe you sat at a bad table? The DJ had the worst taste in music? The new shoes you bought gave you blisters? The catering was equivalent to dogfood? The venue was too hot?

Well you haven’t got a thing on the Red Wedding!

Let’s bitch it out… [Read more…]

Orphan Black review – 1×10: ‘Endless Forms Most Beautiful’

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Courtesy of BBC America

The buzz about Orphan Black has been building in the last few weeks as the BBC America co-production wraps up its outstanding first season. Is all the hype worth it?

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Arrested Development review – 4×01: ‘Flight of the Phoenix’

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courtesy of Netflix

courtesy of Netflix

It’s time to stock pile your juice boxes, throw on your cutoffs, and put away your “Caged Wisdom” videos for another day. The new season of Arrested Development is here!

Let’s break it down…

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Watch With Us: June 2013

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Watch with us June

The regular television season has come and gone and spring has sprung. Which means you should be outside enjoying the weather, but who has time for that when there’s so much good television coming down the pike?!

Take a look at what you can expect from us bitches in June just after the jump … [Read more…]

Awkward. review – 3×08: ‘Rubbed Raw And Reeling’

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Courtesy of MTV

Here’s an excerpt from my notes for this episode: “Emotional trap.” “Emasculation.” “Bad Mama Jamma.” “Dazzle the crowd.” “OH MY GOD NO.”

Can you guess what the profane tirade concerns?

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The Borgias review – 3×07: ‘Lucrezia’s Gambit’

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Courtesy of Showtime

Hello my fellow Borgias fans! First I must apologize for the late recap. I wish I could say I was doing something fun this weekend, but I was moving, and getting blank stares from the cable guy as I begged him to hurry so I could see who is crowned the King of Naples.

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Revolution review – 1×19: ‘Children Of Men’

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Courtesy of NBC

Revolution very nearly turns into a good show this week as we finally get into The Tower, and discover who the mysterious residents hiding out inside are. The events on the outside, however, are far from captivating.

Let’s bitch it out… [Read more…]