Queer.Horror.Movies

The curated portfolio of film journalist Joe Lipsett

The Vampire Diaries review – 5×11: ‘500 Years of Solitude’

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Courtesy of The CW

In a tribute to all the ways Katherine (Nina Dobrev) has wronged them, the gang tries to deal with her impending death in the show’s 100th episode.

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American Horror Story: Coven review – 3×12: ‘Go To Hell’

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Courtesy of FX

It’s nearly time for the witch b*tches to perform the Seven Wonders test. Before that can happen, we need to get rid of the dead (read: old) weight.

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Justified review – 5×03: ‘Good Intentions’

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Courtesy of FX

Is Raylan (Timothy Olyphant) being duped by another crafty female? And has Boyd (Walton Goggins) finally regained his power in Harlan? It appears that the tide may be turning…just in time for the Crowes to roost.

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Sleepy Hollow review 1×12 / 1×13: ‘The Indispensable Man’ / ‘Bad Blood’

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Courtesy of FOX

Sleepy Hollow chooses to go out with a decisive bang instead of a whimper for its season one finale (probably to make sure fans don’t forget about the best new 2013 show during the insanely long 8 month hiatus). Did the show succeed?

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Teen Wolf review – 3×15: ‘Galvanize’

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Courtesy of MTV

It’s Mischief Night/Devil’s Night/Hell Night in Beacon Hills and although there’s an disappointing lack of Linda Blair, there is a creepy escaped serial killer and a boatload of new villains.

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Revenge review – 3×13: ‘Hatred’

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Courtesy of ABC

Daniel (Josh Bowman) is stepping out on his faux-marriage and Emily (Emily VanCamp) is having none of it. You know what this means: it’s an all out husband vs wife war!

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