Queer.Horror.Movies

The curated portfolio of film journalist Joe Lipsett

American Horror Story: Coven review – 3×09: ‘Head’

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Courtesy of FX

It’s the final episode of AHS: Coven for 2013, so naturally a few characters have to bite the bullet, right (nyuk nyuk)?

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Arrow review – 2×09: ‘Three Ghosts’

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Courtesy of The CW

Don’t you just hate it when you’re forced to choose between two girls and the one you don’t choose gets shot in the face? Apparently so does a certain supervillain and now he’s out for revenge.

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Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. review – 1×10: ‘The Bridge’

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Courtesy of ABC

It’s the final Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. before the new year which means that you’re either upset that the series is taking a break or this was the last chance for the show to convince you to stick around. Which side did you end up on?

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Awkward. review – 3×19: ‘Karmic Relief’

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Courtesy of MTV

Awkward.‘s super-sized third season delivers the series’ first supersized episode in the form of ‘Karmic Relief’, an hour of wit and cat iconography that’s ultimately overshadowed by a hugely predictable non-twist ending.

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Almost Human review – 1×05: ‘Blood Brothers’

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Courtesy of FOX

The sci-fi tropes keep rolling as Almost Human tackles the issue of cloning in this week’s episode. Unfortunately instead of exploring the implications or morals of such an issue, ‘Blood Brothers’ is content to investigate Captain Maldonado’s (Lili Taylor) self-esteem issues.

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Revenge review – 3×09: ‘Surrender’

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Courtesy of ABC

Oh YESSSSS. Revenge has a new head beyotch and her name is Lydia (Amber Valletta). All hail the return of the queen. Just keep her away from planes and tall buildings, mmmkay?

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Grimm review – 3×06: ‘Stories We Tell Our Young’

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Courtesy of NBC

A half-baked The Exorcist rip-off nearly derails the latest Grimm until the case puts Nick squarely in the center of the Wessen Council’s sights. The result isn’t a complete salvage job, but it does tease a tantalizing new direction for the show.

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Scandal review – 3×09: ‘YOLO’

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Courtesy of ABC

YOLO the term: super douchey.  YOLO the episode: a fantastic set-up for next week’s Scandal mid-season finale. Nothing like terrorists, ruined marriages and murder to get you in the holiday mood.

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