Queer.Horror.Movies

The curated portfolio of film journalist Joe Lipsett

Scandal review- 1×07: ‘Everything’s Coming Up Mellie’

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Courtesy of ABC

Wow. Sure there are other people in this episode –  but who are we kidding? The whole damn thing belongs to Mellie (Bellamy Young).

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The Vampire Diaries review – 5×07 : ‘Death and the Maiden’

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Courtesy of The CW

This episode marks the end of two of the dopplegangers and a recurring guest star who brought the crazy. But as death comes to Mystic Falls yet again, it also brings some life back as well.

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American Horror Story: Coven review – 3×06: ‘The Axeman Cometh’

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Courtesy of FX

Plant your crackers and break our your spirit boards because we have a jazz lovin’ murderer AND a witch hunter on the loose. Yessiree, it’s time for more American Horror Story: Coven.

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Awkward. review – 3×14: ‘The Bad Seed’

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Courtesy of MTV

Will the real Jenna Hamilton (Ashley Rickards) please stand up…and put out the joint? Awkward.‘s protagonist has gone into full-on despicable territory in a realistic, albeit non-entertaining fashion.

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Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. review – 1×07: ‘The Hub’

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Courtesy of ABC

The week after what was arguably the most fully formed, emotionally charged episode of Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. yet, is the show able to maintain its newfound status, or does it settle back into mediocrity?

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The Originals review – 1×07 : ‘Bloodletting’

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Courtesy of The CW

And so it begins again. The hybrid controversy that was left behind in Mystic Falls has been transplanted to New Orleans with the return of Tyler (Michael Trevino) in the latest instalment of The Originals.

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Lost Girl review – 4×01: ‘In Memoriam’

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Courtesy of Showcase

After what feels like forever, Lost Girl returns to debut season four. And just in case you can’t remember where we last left off in the S3 finale, you’re in luck because none of the characters do, either!

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Revenge review – 3×07: ‘Resurgence’

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Courtesy of ABC

Happy fourth of July! Revenge celebrates Independence Day with an old school take-down of the week, only this time the individual orchestrating the con is none other than Nolan Ross (Gabriel Mann). Also: Daniel (Josh Bowman) can’t keep it in his pants.

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