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The curated portfolio of film journalist Joe Lipsett

Awkward. review – 3×10: ‘Redefining Jenna’

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Courtesy of MTV

ARGH!!!

It’s mid-season finale time so you know that Awkward. will break out some kind of major event. Unfortunately for us, the events are everything we anticipated – and dreaded – leading to a majorly disappointing episode going into the hiatus.

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Teen Wolf review – 3×02: ‘Chaos Rising’

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With the exposition addressed in last week’s premiere, we’re free to begin digging into the season proper. This second episode shifts focus to Derek’s (Tyler Hoechlin) missing pack members, though it appears by the end of the hour only one will be found alive.

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The Borgias review – 3×09: ‘The Gunpowder Plot’

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After this week’s announcement that there will be no 4th season of The Borgias, this is now officially the penultimate episode of the series. In my humble opinion, this episode proved that it shouldn’t be.

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Game Of Thrones review – 3×10: ‘Mhysa’

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Courtesy of HBO

Have you recovered from the Red Wedding yet? Hopefully you’re ready to return to Westeros because it’s time to wrap up the third season with a supersized episode intended to set-up season four.

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Continuum review – 2×01: ‘Second Chances’

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Continuum is back for a second season. Depending on which country you’re watching in, it’s either been a long time or a shot time since the explosive first season finale that saw Kagame level a building and Kiera (Rachel Nichols) sleep with Kellog (Stephen Lobo). So where do we go from here?

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Hannibal review – 1×11: ‘Roti’

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Courtesy of NBC

Will Graham (Hugh Dancy) goes off the deep end in the latest episode of Hannibal as escaped serial killer Abel Gideon (Eddie Izzard) tries to woo the Chesapeake Ripper. Grab your umbrellas because this trip to crazy town involves liberal doses of water!

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Arrested Development review – 4×02: ‘Borderline Personalities’

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Courtesy of Netflix

The novelty of new AD episodes is starting to wear off, and it’s time to take a look at what the Netflix season really has to offer fans. If we judge it based on episode 2, it isn’t much.

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Awkward. review – 3×09: ‘Reality Check’

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Courtesy of MTV

Is it possible to find the silver lining in an episode that makes you go “ugh” for 21 minutes? Judging from my reaction to Jenna’s (Ashley Rickards) crush on Collin (Nolan Funk) in ‘Reality Check’, the answer is yes.

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Teen Wolf review – 3×01: ‘Tattoo’

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After an eternity (ie: a year) of waiting, Teen Wolf returns for a supersized S3. Where did we leave off? Oh right, there’s a new pack in town…and they’re entirely comprised of Alphas.

This should be interesting.

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