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The curated portfolio of film journalist Joe Lipsett

House Of Cards review – 2×02 / 2×03: ‘Chapter 15’ / ‘Chapter 16’

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Courtesy of Netflix

Our coverage of House Of Cards‘ second season continues with episodes two and three. In these episodes: Claire (Robin Wright) makes a shocking confession, conflicts rise as the Whip race heats up, Lucas (Sebastian Arcelus) enters the ‘Deep Net’ and Francis (Kevin Spacey) takes control of Congress.

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House Of Cards review – 2×01: ‘Chapter 14’

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Courtesy of Netflix

Our marathon coverage of House Of Cards begins with the second season premiere. In this episode: the Underwoods clean up their S1 messes as the series returns to increased stakes.

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Quick Take review – The Following 2×04: ‘Family Affair’

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Courtesy of FOX

Every work week should begin with incest, no? There’s certainly a hint of “families that love each other too much” in ‘Family Affair’, an episode that manages to suck less than usual.

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Lost Girl review – 4×12: ‘Origin’

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Courtesy of Showase / Syfy

Two weeks after one of the most contentious episodes of the entire series, Lost Girl returns to pick up the pieces. Unfortunately instead of a respectful, emotional episode, we got this turd.

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Quick Take review – Bitten 1×05: ‘Bitten’

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Courtesy of SPACE / Syfy

Flashback, flashback, flashback! It’s time to see where Elena (Laura Vandervoort) and Clay’s (Greyston Holt) fairytale romance went astray in the past as things get more desperate in the present.

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The Vampire Diaries review – 5×13: ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’

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Courtesy of The CW

Damon’s (Ian Somerhalder) broken heart and his karma catch up with him while Katherine (Nina Dobrev) is busy trying to seduce his brother. Will her karma be next, or will the fates intervene for the dopplegangers to be together?

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Arrow review – 2×13: ‘Heir To The Demon’

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Courtesy of The CW

It’s a Sara (Caity Lotz)-centric episode as the absent Lance daughter returns home. But it’s not the happy homecoming she expects, especially when a lethal ex-lover and her sister Laurel (Katie Cassidy) find out.

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