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Apparently this is the movie awards season (What? Movies? Who watches those?), and it’s in that spirit that I thought I would tackle this week’s double dose of 30 Rock. Presenting the pseudo-annual 30 Rock-Does-Things-Awards! [Read more…]
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One day at precisely 3:18pm, Jake (David Mazouz), an eleven year-old boy who has never spoken (except in pretentious voice overs), trips the security alarm climbing a cell tower. Why is he up there? Because Jake is gifted: he has an understanding of the world and its mathematical connections. His story, as well as the stories of other random characters, are tied together in the new FOX series Touch, which aired a special, advance sneak preview on Monday.
Let’s bitch it out… [Read more…]
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I spent the majority of the day looking forward to a new episode of Justified tonight, and then as I sat down to watch, I realized that I’d forgotten Carla freaking Gugino was guest starring. Guess who’s night just got significantly better? All of us!
Let’s bitch it out… [Read more…]
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Another week, another visit to ALCATRAZ! And true to my prediction last week, this week’s offering profiles another prisoner from the aforementioned Rock who disappeared in 1963 and has returned to wreak havoc in the “present day”.
Join me as I bitch about last night’s lackluster episode after the jump. [Read more…]
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Bo (Anna Silk) and Dyson (Kris Holden-Reid) strike up the sexytime to help deal with her hunger “problem”. Oh wait…that was only the end of the episode? Sorry, I got distracted by MORE NUDITY. Plus we hit the bar and meet Trick (Richard Howland)!
Let’s bitch it out… [Read more…]
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This week our family fairytale show turns its attention back to Mary Margaret (Ginnifer Goodwin) and David Nolan (Josh Dallas), aka Snow and Charming. After last week’s lackluster outing focusing on Emma (Jennifer Morrison), I was simply happy to shift the focus onto someone else. Plus: metaphors, metaphors everywhere!
Let’s bitch it out… [Read more…]
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This week’s episode of Fringe wasted no time, taking off right where we left off from last week where we were teased with the reappearance of David Robert Jones (Jared Harris). Will we find out what he’s doing back and how he managed to survive being sliced in half as a portal between two alternate dimensions closed on him?
Let’s check it out after the jump.
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Strap yourselves in, fellow Rockers, because this Criss Train is about to depart. Destination? TO BE CONTINUED!
Let’s break it down…
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Last week Faye (Phoebe Tonkin) went batshit crazy for Cassie’s (Britt Robertson) black magic powers and Jake (newly minted series regular Chris Zylka) returned to crash Adam’s (Thomas Dekker) suck-face time with Cassie. What kind of trouble can our teen witches get into this week? As usual, it seems that the answer is plenty.
Let’s bitch it out… [Read more…]
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Change can sometimes suck. Like when Popular got “weird” in season 2. Or when Felicity cut her hair. But sometimes we need to change. Last night’s episode of Happy Endings dealt with this idea: the good kind and the bad kind, and the struggle we sometimes go through when faced with change.
Oh, and it featured the ever-so-delicious Ryan Hansen!
Let’s dissect… [Read more…]