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Once Upon A Time review – 2×10: ‘The Cricket Game’

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Courtesy of ABC

Once Upon A Time kicks off the second half of the season with a murder. And leather. And tacos. Wait, what’s going on here?

Let’s bitch it out… [Read more…]

Watch With Us: January 2013

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Watch With us. January 2013

2012 is sooooo last year. It’s time to set our eyes on the Winter 2013 television schedule, so click through with us to find out what’s happening in the month of January.

January 2013 brings with it new blood: the Winter half of shows we’ve followed since Fall, new seasons of old favourites, exciting debuts and a few finales to shed a few tears over. Here’s the schedule, organized alphabetically by show (premieres and finales are in bold):

  • 30 Rock – Thursday, January 10 (8pm EST NBC) / Series Finale Thursday, January 31
  • American Horror Story: Asylum – S2 Finale Wednesday, January 23 (10pm EST FX)
  • Arrow – Returns Wednesday, January 16 (9pm EST The CW)

Courtesy of Showcase / Syfy

  • Continuum – US S1 Premieres Monday, January 14 (8pm EST (Syfy)
  • The Following – S1 Premiere Monday, January 21 (9pm EST FOX)
  • Fringe – Returns Friday, January 11 (9pm EST FOX) / Series Finale Friday, January 18 (8pm EST – 2hrs)
  • Happy Endings – January Timeslot Debut Sunday, January 6 (10pm EST ABC) & Tuesday, January 8 (9pm EST ABC) *New episodes in both timeslots throughout January
  • Justified – S4 Premiere Tuesday, January 8 (10pm EST FX)
  • Last Resort – Returns Thursday, January 10 (8pm EST ABC) / Series Finale Thursday, January 24

Courtesy of Showcase / Syfy

  • Lost Girl – Canada S3 Premiere Sunday, January 6 (9pm EST Showcase) / US S3 Premiere Monday, January 14 (9pm EST Syfy)
  • Modern Family – Returns Wednesday, January 9 (9pm EST ABC)
  • Nashville – Returns Wednesday, January 9 (10pm EST ABC)
  • Once Upon A Time – Returns Sunday, January 6 (8pm EST ABC)
  • Parks and Recreation – Returns Thursday, January 17 (8:30pm EST NBC)
  • Revenge – Returns Sunday, January 6 (9pm EST ABC)

Courtesy of STARZ

  • Spartacus: War Of The Damned – S3 Premiere Friday, January 25 (9pm EST STARZ)
  • The Vampire Diaries – Returns Thursday, January 17 (9pm EST The CW)

The ‘Bitch Awards’ – Best Of The Rest Television Shows of 2012

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Bitch Awards

The Bitch Awards are incredible to put together, but they also only highlight a few of the amazing television shows from the past year. Without further ado, here are some of 2012’s other Best TV shows. [Read more…]

Last Resort review – 1×10: ‘Blue Water’

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Courtesy of ABC

Last Resort finishes its fall run with a dramatic turn of events that have huge implications. Oh…and Christine (Jessy Schram) is involved in a lurid kidnapping plotline.

Let’s bitch it out… [Read more…]

Modern Family review – 4×10: ‘Diamond In The Rough’

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Courtesy of ABC

You know how scientists suspect that certain athletes’ brains process events so quickly that it is almost as if these athletes are perceiving what is happening around them in slow motion? (Wayne Gretzky comes to mind). It supposedly allows them to better anticipate what’s coming and map out how they’ll react faster than regular humans. Well, audience, you and I are these super athletes when it comes to Modern Family – we’re watching jokes coming from waaaay down the ice, anticipating the punchline and the smirk, cringe or eye roll they will generate. Oof.

Who’s tired? [Read more…]