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The curated portfolio of film journalist Joe Lipsett

The Following review – 1×15: ‘The Final Chapter’

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Courtesy of FOX

Perhaps it’s out of masochistic interest, but against my better judgement, I continued watching FOX’s insufferably stupid and dreary The Following long after TVAngie gave it up. Now that we’ve reached the end of the first season, it’s time to revisit the season as a whole to determine whether she made the right decision to drop the show.

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Revolution review – 1×15: ‘Home’

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Courtesy of NBC

Old loves return to Revolution as girlfriends and wives past come back to haunt the present. It’s all very blah until a final juicy twist offers lots of promising developments to come.

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The Borgias review – 3×03: ‘Siblings’

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Courtesy of Showtime

This week’s episode finds Caterina Sforza (Gina McKee) making a ballsy entrance, puts the Pope (Jeremy Irons) in position to collect some French friends to battle the Sforza alliance, and hosts Lucrezia’s wedding/wedding night (though not with the same fellow).

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Once Upon A Time review – 2×20: ‘The Evil Queen’

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Courtesy of ABC

It’s a Regina (Lana Parrilla)-centric episode, which ordinarily would mean good things, but the writers apparently decided to turn their villain into a complete idiot for fun.

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Revenge review – 2×19: ‘Identity’

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Courtesy of ABC

It’s all baby drama and Falcon! Falcon! Falcon! reveals as Revenge returns from its long hiatus for the final few episodes of the second season.

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Game Of Thrones review – 3×05: ‘Kissed By Fire’

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Courtesy of HBO

We’ve reached the halfway point of S3 and while ‘Kissed By Fire’ lacks the arresting visuals from the last episode, in terms of fleshing out several underserved characters, this one is a winner.

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Smash review – 2×13: ‘The Producers’

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Courtesy of NBC

Deal-breaker! That’s it, I am officially annoyed with this season. After a mediocre start to the second season, Smash commits a cardinal sin: killing off a character that I like. Also the writers decide to make one of the worst couples ever to exist on television happen.

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Film Review: Iron Man 3

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Courtesy of Marvel

Iron Man, aka Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr) is back for a third solo adventure. After the amazing success of last summer’s The Avengers, how does the first standalone Marvel film fare without the inclusion of the super friends?

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