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Zzzzzzzzzzzzz…huh, what? Was that meant to be a new episode of Dexter? Because it sure bore all of the hallmarks of a sleeping aid
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by Joe Lipsett
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzz…huh, what? Was that meant to be a new episode of Dexter? Because it sure bore all of the hallmarks of a sleeping aid
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by Joe Lipsett
Courtesy of HBO
There’s a lot of talk about God in ‘Dead Meat’, but of all the religious references/expletives, only one involved murder with a high-heel shoe. Oh Sarah Newlin (Anna Camp), how you make my week.
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by Joe Lipsett
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Kiera (Rachel Nichols) becomes judge, jury and executioner when Julian (Richard Harmon) is released from prison as Continuum revisits the same themes as last week.
Let’s bitch it out…In ‘Second Listen’ Garza (Luvia Petersen) nearly killed Alec (Erik Knudsen) because she believed his future was predetermined. She held off only because Alec pleaded that he could change and avoid becoming the monster she knew from the future. ‘Seconds’ replicates this argument, only it transplants the question of free will and destiny onto Alec’s brother, Julian, and swaps Kiera for Garza.
It’s a little surprising that Continuum explores such similar ideas in such a short period of time. Obviously we’re meant to draw similarities between the two inquisitions, as Kiera stands up for Alec one week, but nearly kills Julian the following. There’s been a great deal of chatter about Kiera’s black and white perspective when it comes to the future and how concerned she is something will affect “her” timeline. In recent weeks this has translated into increased focus on the stepbrothers and their roles in what is to come.
For me, the two flashforwards that bracket ‘Seconds’ are the most significant aspect of the episode. Kiera’s struggle with the “time travel and kill Hitler” paradox is well-executed, but it was highly unlikely that she would actually follow-through with her plan to execute Julian. Even when she shut Alec out and pulled her gun on the future Theseus, there was a sliver of uncertainty (I actually spent a majority of the episode trying to determine whether she might simply be acting in order to rescue him).
The flashforwards are the key. The opening is the first time we’ve seen the future without Kiera (she informs us via voice-over that it is before she was born). The event is clearly a historical milestone and serves to anchor Kiera’s emotional reaction to Julian’s moniker. The second flashforward is subject to interpretation and is therefore more interesting. One way of viewing Julian’s decision to murder thousands is that Julian does not change his ways and he goes on to become the revolutionary leader that everyone – Travis (Roger Cross), Sonya (Lexa Doig), Isaac (Omari Newton) and Kiera – believe him to be.
The other interpretation may be less obvious. What if what we’re seeing is not the confirmation that Julian decides to become Theseus, but is actually just a continuation of the opening scene? Consider this: the Theseus we see in the final scene is actually the Julian from Kiera’s original timeline. If the scene is viewed this way, Julian’s future is less certain and the role that Kiera has played in “creating a monster” remains unknown. I prefer this reading because it revels in the ambiguity that Continuum specializes in, rather than simply confirming that the interpretation of Julian that we’ve always had is the one we should have.
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Continuum airs Fridays at 10pm EST on Syfy
by Joe Lipsett
Courtesy of Netflix
Our ongoing coverage of Netflix’s Orange Is The New Black reaches the halfway point as Piper (Taylor Schilling) seeks out comforting relationships, unintentionally winds up in a position of power she doesn’t desire and uses the system to get some exercise.
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by Joe Lipsett
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A familiar hunt for a serial killer dominates ‘Maria Of The Desert’, but – as usual in this series – it’s the unconventional approach that makes the episode work.
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August means lots of things to different people: the last month of great weather, the end of the summer movie season, and who could forget National Goat Cheese month (seriously, it’s a real thing in the US!). For the people at this site, August marks the return of one of the greatest TV shows of the 21st century, plus a few juicy debuts.
Will you watch will us?
That’s right, folks – August may be the calm before the storm that is the fall TV season, but for bitchstolemyremote it’s all about Sunday, August 11. That’s when Breaking Bad returns with eight final episodes to cap off its amazing five and a half season run. But the end of Walter White and co. isn’t the only notable show for the month, so let’s check out what’s cooking:
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It’s no surprise to longtime readers of the blog that we are not big fans of The Killing. We love the idea of a season-long murder mystery bathed in ambiance, with great acting and a (literally) killer plot. While we haven’t checked in on that series since it went completely off the rails in S1, we have found other shows to satiate our love of season-long crime dramas. Currently FX’s The Bridge is hitting our sweet spot, but we’re chomping at the bit for the British import, Broadchurch. Not only will we follow former Dr. Who actor David Tennant pretty much anywhere, this whodunnit brings with it an amazing pedigree in terms of acting talent, as well as buzz (it was a monster hit across the pond earlier this year).
The plot sounds pretty standard – young boy goes missing in the middle of the night with foul play suspected and a town full of suspects, all of whom are keeping secrets – but we’re pretty excited to see how it all comes together. Plus it’s an easily digestible eight episodes, so it’s the perfect end-of-summer palette cleanser.
Premieres: Wednesday, August 7 at 10pm EST on BBC America
The White Queen S1
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STARZ is still a pretty small fry in the cable TV pond. Since Spartacus went off the air earlier this year, they haven’t really made much of an impact. The White Queen aims to change that. It’s an import from the UK (yes, another!) that aired earlier this year, but unlike Broadchurch, this series has some unique bragging rights: nudity.
That’s right, folks, we’ve got another period piece with a whole lotta bodice ripping to look forward to! We’re crossing our fingers that this adaptation of Philippa Gregory’s series of bestselling novels about a succession of women battling for power – and the royal throne – plays out more like The Tudors and The Borgias. Even if it doesn’t, however, we were pretty much sold at “historical drama featuring powerful ladies and nekkid bits.”
Premieres: Saturday, August 10 at 10pm EST on STARZ
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What more can be said about Breaking Bad‘s amazing run at this point? The show is a giant in the awards circuit and rightfully so: everything from the acting to the direction to the editing marks the series as one of the finest television shows of the 21st century, if not the history of the medium. Some may consider that a hyperbole, but not us – we’ve been waiting for Breaking Bad to return for nearly a year and we could not be more excited.
When last we saw Walter White (Bryan Cranston) and company, the meth Kingpin of Albuquerque, New Mexico was outed in an ironically roundabout way to his law enforcement brother-in-law, Hank (Dean Norris). Now that the jig is up, the question on everyone’s mind is what happens next? We’ve had a glimpse of the future and most viewers seem to agree that things won’t end well for Walt, but no one truly know what will become of these beloved characters until series creator Vince Gilligan closes the final chapter. All we know is that only eight episodes remain and anything can (and probably will) happen. At this point all bets are off. Prepare yourselves!
Returns: Sunday, August 11 at 9pm EST on AMC
Other notable August dates
That’s what our August looks like. Anything else you’re checking out? Sound off in the comments below!
by Joe Lipsett
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The identity of the Darach, the serial killer stalking Beacon Hills, is revealed and it’s pretty much exactly who you would expect. More importantly, though, Lydia’s (Holland Roden) talent for screaming is explained!
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by Joe Lipsett
Courtesy of CBS
For the second week in a row CBS’ summer smash Under The Dome delivers a solid episode. Holy crap – has the show actually gotten good?!
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by Joe Lipsett
Courtesy of Showtime
The primary conflict in this first batch of episodes is wrapped up like a body in duct-taped garbage bags as Dexter (Michael C. Hall) and co. learn that all you need is family. Oh…how sweet
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by Joe Lipsett
Courtesy of HBO
True Blood races towards the finish line as the cast cleanse continues and another series regular bites the dust…or dissolves into a steaming husk of goo.
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