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Quick Take review – Almost Human 1×09: ‘Unbound’

February 4, 2014 by Joe Lipsett

Courtesy of FOX

FOX’s Almost Human returns from a brief hiatus with the best episode of its freshman run. Are things finally coming together for the procedural-happy series?

Let’s bitch it out… [Read more…]

Filed Under: Almost Human, TV, TV - Current Coverage Tagged With: FOX, John Larroquette, Karl Urban, Michael Ealy, Minka Kelly

Teen Wolf review – 3×17: ‘Silverfinger’

February 4, 2014 by Joe Lipsett

Courtesy of MTV

It’s all about the backstory for those demonic ninjas this week as Teen Wolf pulls a bait and switch on viewers that’s genuinely exciting.

Let’s bitch it out…

So Stiles (Dylan O’Brien), huh? I can honestly say that I didn’t see that coming. I feel silly for believing that Kira (Arden Cho) was the supernatural creature that the Oni – the demonic ninja smoke monster things – were after. After all Teen Wolf is rarely predictable and the writers do like to throw in the occasional surprise twist. What I’m basically saying is that we probably all should have seen this coming.

But Stiles? We love Stiles. He’s our stand-in. He’s effectively us! Stiles is funny and goofy and human. He can’t be possessed by a dark spirit. He can’t go around killing Oni and crushing their little firefly hearts!

In reality I’m not actually that upset because dramatically this development is delicious. All of the reasons that it’s surprising and upsetting that Stiles is now a villain are the same reasons why this twist has so much potential: because we actually care about the outcome. Let’s put it this way: I like Kira, but there’s no way that we would care as much if she turned out to be the bad guy (as we assumed she would). We don’t know her, so the pay-off would have paled considerably. Compare this to Stiles, whom we’ve known for the entire series and have built an emotional investment in. This development is huge. It’s the same argument that applied to Jackson in the S2 Kanima storyline. We spent so many episodes getting to know him that when something happened to him, it was a big deal. And if we’re being honest, Jackson was a bit of a prick. So now that Stiles is in the same position, it’s even more significant. And exciting! Where does the show go from here?

That’s really more of a question for next week. As it stands the majority of ‘Silverfinger’ is more of a ruse: we spend the majority of the hour watching Scott (Tyler Posey) protect Kira while Argent (JR Bourne) leads daughter Allison (Crystal Reed) and Isaac (Daniel Sharman) on an undercover mission. The Scott stuff is pretty straight-forward: he thinks Kira is being targeted so he and the other wolves (sans Isaac) hold up at Scott’s house to wait out the night. Action (and violence) ensures.

The Argent scenes offer something more promising…at least initially. I’m talking primarily about Argent making faces and forcing Isaac into uncomfortable situations. I love how the writers keep forcing werewolf hunter Argent to chaperone awkward encounters with his daughter and her new kinda/sorta boyfriend. It’s like a ridiculous situational comedy, which suits me fine because Bourne and Sharman have proven themselves adept at comedy and they always end up in these wacky situations that allow them to break out.

As great as these two are, their side-mission to track down Kitashi (Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa), another Oni survivor from 24 years ago, feels undercooked. Tagawa is utterly wasted in the role, offering little more than a boring personal history so that Allison can tell Scott to “do nothing” during the climatic confrontation with the Oni. Sure we get to learn about Yakuza pride and see flashbacks to Japan, but it ultimately just boils down to Allison’s simple message. Considering how much screentime is dedicated to this, I expected a greater pay-off. Part of me hopes that we’ll revisit Kitashi before the end of the season, but another part of me feels like we would only get more blah-tastic exposition. Pass.

Courtesy of MTV

Other Observations:

  • How hilarious is the scene when Allison lets Isaac grab her ass under the pretense of giving him a shot of courage before his undercover stint? I know that whenever I need to impersonate an antiques dealer, I just throw on my best suit and cop a feel of the nearest glute. Sooo silly.
  • Also silly: Allison’s slow-mo disarming technique of Hitaki. It’s meant to look cool…but it’s not. #sorryI’mnotsorry
  • The opening sequence with an 18 year old Argent encountering the Oni during an exchange with the Yakuza has the potential to be cool, but like the later Hitaki scenes, the opener doesn’t really offer much beyond cool visuals.
  • Melissa (Melissa Ponzio) discovers that Stiles is suffering from the same symptoms as his deceased mother after she diagnoses him with sleep deprivation. Does this mean that there were supernatural elements in his life long before the events of S1? Could the answer be as obvious as “his mother was possessed”?
  • Things that sound hot (but aren’t): the twins (Max and Charlie Carver) telling Scott they’ll be with him all night and day. I think I saw a porno that started this way…
  • Oh yeah, Scott’s dad (Matthew Del Negro) – whose name I can never bother to remember – got stabbed and nearly died. But didn’t! Yay? Does anyone care if he reconciles with Scott? Anyone? Bueller?

Best Lines:

  • Isaac (getting dragged into Hitaki’s room): “Guys, they have a werewolf, too.”
  • Ethan (to Kira, immediately after Hitaki suggests the Oni seek dark spirits): “It’s Kira, isn’t it?” Nicely edited, Teen Wolf.

Your turn: did you find the Hitaki bits lacked pay-off? Were you surprised that Kira wasn’t the true target? Are you surprised at Stiles’ supervillain status? Was Stiles’ mom also possessed? And would you watch a buddy comedy with Argent as the disapproving father who doesn’t like Isaac, his daughter’s new boyfriend? Sound off below.

Teen Wolf airs Mondays at 10pm EST on MTV

Filed Under: Teen Wolf, TV Tagged With: Arden Cho, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Charlie Carver, Crystal Reed, Daniel Sharman, Dylan O'Brien, JR Bourne, Matthew Del Negro, Max Carver, Melissa Ponzio, MTV, Tyler Posey

Sherlock review – 3×03: ‘His Last Vow’

February 2, 2014 by tvangie

Courtesy of PBS

A new villain reveals himself in the final installment of Sherlock‘s third series. Has our dynamic duo finally met their match?

Let’s bitch it out…

[Read more…]

Filed Under: Sherlock, TV, TV - Current Coverage Tagged With: Amanda Abbington, Andrew Scott, Benedict Cumberbatch, Lars Mikkelsen, Louise Brealey, Mark Gatiss, Martin Freeman, PBS, Recap

Quick Take review – Bitten 1×04: ‘Grief’

February 2, 2014 by Joe Lipsett

Courtesy of SPACE / Syfy

Elena (Laura Vandervoort) returns home again – this time to grieve after the events of last week’s episode. So are we any closer to figuring out what’s happening on this series?

Let’s bitch it out… [Read more…]

Filed Under: Bitten, TV Tagged With: Fiona Highet, Greg Bryk, Greyston Holt, Laura Vandervoort, Michael Luckett, Michael Xavier, Pascal Langdale, Paul Greene, SPACE, Steve Lund, Syfy

Watch With Us: February 2014

January 31, 2014 by Bitch Stole My Remote

February is the coldest month of the year so thank goodness there’s some red hot television coming your way!

Let’s bitch it out… [Read more…]

Filed Under: About A Boy, Hannibal, Scandal, Star-Crossed, The Walking Dead, TV Tagged With: ABC, AMC, NBC, The CW

The Vampire Diaries review – 5×12: ‘The Devil Inside’

January 31, 2014 by thedude35

Courtesy of The CW

In its follow up to the show’s 100th episode, The Vampire Diaries brings in a solid episode; if you can get past the amazing, game-changing stupidity shown by a main character. Who’s responsible?

Let’s bitch it out…

[Read more…]

Filed Under: The Vampire Diaries, TV, TV - Current Coverage Tagged With: Candice Accola, Ian Somerhalder, Michael Malarkey, Michael Trevino, Nina Dobrev, Olga Fonda, Paul Wesley, Shaun Sipos, Zach Roerig

Arrow review – 2×12: ‘Tremors’

January 30, 2014 by Joe Lipsett

Courtesy of The CW

It’s the “broken toys” club on this week’s Arrow as Oliver (Stephen Amell) must find a way to fix Roy (Colton Haynes) and Laurel (Katie Cassidy), both of whom are spiraling out of control. The solutions are extreme as the masks come off for both.

Let’s bitch it out… [Read more…]

Filed Under: Arrow, TV Tagged With: Caity Lotz, Colin Salmon, Colton Haynes, Cynthia Addai-Robinson, Emily Bett Rickards, Katie Cassidy, Manu Bennett, Michael Jai White, Nicholas Lea, Paul Blackthorne, Stephen Amell, Susanna Thompson, The CW

American Horror Story: Coven review – 3×13: ‘The Seven Wonders’

January 30, 2014 by Joe Lipsett

Courtesy of FX

It’s season finale time on American Horror Story: Coven, which means that the long gestating “Who is the Supreme?” storyline comes to a head. So who is the lucky gal and who makes it out of the finale alive?

Let’s bitch it out… [Read more…]

Filed Under: American Horror Story, TV Tagged With: Danny Huston, Emma Roberts, Evan Peters, Frances Conroy, FX, Gabourey Sidibe, Jessica Lange, Lily Rabe, Sarah Paulson, Season Finale, Taissa Farmiga

Justified review – 5×04: ‘Over The Mountain’

January 29, 2014 by Joe Lipsett

Courtesy of FX

The season is coming together as the central conflicts come into focus. Plus: has Raylan (Timothy Olyphant) gone too far with his latest ploy against the Crowes?

Let’s bitch it out… [Read more…]

Filed Under: Justified, TV Tagged With: A.J. Buckley, Amy Smart, Damon Herriman, David Meunier, FX, James LeGros, Joelle Carter, Michael Rapaport, Mickey Jones, Timothy Olyphant, Walton Goggins

The Originals review – 1×12: ‘Dance Back from the Grave’

January 29, 2014 by thedude35

Courtesy of The CW

The witches are back in full force as Klaus (Joseph Morgan) and the gang try to fight a witch that has returned from the dead. How did the battle go down?

Let’s bitch it out…

[Read more…]

Filed Under: The Originals, TV, TV - Current Coverage Tagged With: Charles Michael Davis, Claire Holt, Daniel Gillies, Joseph Morgan, Leah Pipes, Owiso Odera, Phoebe Tonkin

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