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The curated portfolio of film journalist Joe Lipsett

Lost Girl review – 4×12: ‘Origin’

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Courtesy of Showase / Syfy

Two weeks after one of the most contentious episodes of the entire series, Lost Girl returns to pick up the pieces. Unfortunately instead of a respectful, emotional episode, we got this turd.

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Quick Take review – Bitten 1×05: ‘Bitten’

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Courtesy of SPACE / Syfy

Flashback, flashback, flashback! It’s time to see where Elena (Laura Vandervoort) and Clay’s (Greyston Holt) fairytale romance went astray in the past as things get more desperate in the present.

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The Vampire Diaries review – 5×13: ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’

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Courtesy of The CW

Damon’s (Ian Somerhalder) broken heart and his karma catch up with him while Katherine (Nina Dobrev) is busy trying to seduce his brother. Will her karma be next, or will the fates intervene for the dopplegangers to be together?

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Arrow review – 2×13: ‘Heir To The Demon’

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Courtesy of The CW

It’s a Sara (Caity Lotz)-centric episode as the absent Lance daughter returns home. But it’s not the happy homecoming she expects, especially when a lethal ex-lover and her sister Laurel (Katie Cassidy) find out.

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Justified review – 5×05: ‘Shot All To Hell’

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Courtesy of FX

In case you were concerned that there hasn’t been enough bloodshed on Justified this season, ‘Shot All To Hell’ is the episode for you. After last week’s comparably straightforward episode, this week we scatter in all directions as things go poorly for nearly everyone.

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Quick Take review – Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1×13: ‘T.R.A.C.K.S’

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Courtesy of ABC

Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. airs its only February episode and it’s meant to be a doozy. Does it succeed in its ambition?

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The Originals review – 1×13: ‘Crescent City’

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Courtesy of The CW

The female witches are a force to be reckoned with on the latest episode of The Originals and the original siblings are in big trouble as a result. Who do you think Elijah (Daniel Gillies) will be able to save?

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Quick Take review – The Following 2×03: ‘Trust Me’

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Courtesy of FOX

The Following continues to dredge the bottom of the barrel. There are a few glimmers of hope, but as always this show simply can’t resist reverting back to its true form: a total suckfest.

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